Picking a fight with the bathroom mirror

Throwing a snow ball into a car window, hitting the driver in the face, and getting pounded for it.

Skinny dipping gone terribly wrong

A really bad 'Never Have I Ever'

Never throw ice cubes at crazy black girls

Literally breaking into your own bedroom



COMING SOON . . .

Asking an alcoholic if their AA book is a "good read"

Bringing a girl home all the way from Canada

And much much more! Also, if you have your own fucked up drunk stories, send it to me and I'll post it here.