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Breaking into your own Bedroom |
Written by Max, Starring Don
I'm going to tell you this story as Don told it to me when I first found out. (I had given him my car keys earlier that night but he got too drunk and wasn't supposed to drive home)
"Let me tell you that I woke up with glass all over my bed to cops handcuffing me!"
"What?? What the hell did you do?"-me
"Well I get to my room, and I realized I didn't have my keys or my cell phone, so I punched right through my window (shattering everything) and went to bed... I later on I'm awoken by these cops and my (gay)roommate staring at me cuz the cops wanted him to identify me omg you should've seen the look on his face."
"Hold up hold up.. where the fuck is my car!?"
"I'll get to that, so like I said, I didn't have my keys or phone. So then I went to your car this morning and sure enough the keys were in the ignition and my phone was on the dash board."
So he smashed through the window, and amazingly he just had one little scratch on him and didn't cut any vital organs- but most importantly my car was fine.
Later I ask Kace cold (who was hanging out w/ him this night) how this could have happened...
"Yeah we told him not leave the parking lot and take the car around for a spin to see how he did.. AND THEN HE JUST SQUEELED OUT!" -Kace, also a moron. |
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