Waking up in a bar bathroom in the middle of the night

Written by Eric, Starring my anonymous female friend

It was the night before thanksgiving and the bar was packed with everyone who hadn't seen each other since the summer. One of my friends, a girl who wishes to remain anonymous and wishes that I wouldn't write this story at all, was particularly drunk that night. And I mean, WASTED! In the middle of the night, I noticed that she had dissapeared. I figured she left with somebody and didn't think anymore of it.

I heard the story the next morning at the high school football game. She was sitting on the toilet in the bar's bathroom at and she actually fell asleep. The bar's shitty management never even checked the bathroom went the bar closed. They turned off the lights and locked up for the night. A couple of hours later at around 4:00am she woke up on the toilet in complete darkness. She didn't know what the hell to do and what's worse, her cell phone wasn't working. She tried to open the door to get outside and it set the alarm off and the police came. The police called her parents and they had to come pick her up. She wasn't even 21 either! Ahhh, I like that story.

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