To new beginnings


Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.


Dance as if no one were watching,
Sing as if no one were listening,
And live every day as if it were your last.



"May you be in heaven a half hour
before the devil knows you're dead."



When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven!




Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer—and another one!



May the winds of fortune sail you,
May you sail a gentle sea.
May it always be the other guy
who says, "this drink's on me."



Here's to you,
And here's to me.
Friends forever we will be.
And if we should ever disagree,
Then fuck you, here's to me.



"Here's to our wives and lovers,
May they never meet!"



May the Gods keep the wolves in the hills
and the women in our beds.