10) You'd rather get an easy one.

09) You get in a lot of trouble if you get caught cheating on one.

08) If you are drunk when you do one, it takes a lot longer to finish.

07) The less they have on them the better.

06) If you have more than one scheduled at the same time, you have a problem.

05) Nothing about them makes any sense.

04) Sometimes you get stuck with a big one.

03) They just lie there and you have to do all the work.

02) When you are done you get up and leave.

01) Good curves make for a more enjoyable experience.